New Baby and new sizes.

I got an unexpected gift when Kane came. About 3 pants sizes and 35 pounds gift. Is there an easy way to return it? I never had a problem with working out or weight before so I'm at a bit of a loss. Actually time seems to be my biggest rival coupled with my inherent hatred of working out around others.

I kinda made myself laugh when I re-read what I just wrote as reality smacked me and I remembered that it took all my energy today to crawl out of bed and feed Kane. I think I'm passed the sleep deprivation vacation spot and have now entered Get-Away-From-Me-Or-I'll-Kill-You-If-I-Get-A-Second-Wind place. No worries though. I am not feeling anger or resentment toward Kane that they warn happens before a mommy snaps. I'm more resentful of everyone else for no reason.

Scenario 1:

Jack and I are playing computer games while the baby is playing in his swing. Even though I am playing a game my attitude is

"Oh yeah..go ahead and play your stupid game! I WISH I could play a game!"

Rationality nor reality has no part in my world right now I fear.

Scenario 2: At the grocery store or any public place:

Someone wanders into the path my eyes have mapped that I want to walk. I may be standing still but I PLANNED that walk and THEY are just morons because THEY don't have a 3 month old screaming at home and therefor should get the hell out of my way.

Again..not rational and I might care about this more if I WASN'T SO DAMN TIRED!

Child? What?

Let me tell you a story.

There was once a woman. We will call her Jenn. She was floating through life without many cares. Pretty selfish in terms of privacy, giving, and wants. As everyone knows the entire universe will implode if someone lives an entire life like that so the fates had to step in.

Cue the guy. Oh what a guy for her! Perfect! He is very smart and realizes it too! Engagement happens! YAY! Our couple are on their way to happiness and being selfish together! JOY!

But wait! Hmm why did that monthly cycle not come? Well it's new birth control maybe it just messed up the cycle. For laughs we'll take a test to be sure cause who doesn't love peeing on a stick after all?

OMG!WTF!HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!PLEASE SHOOT ME! OMGOMG!

The baby was on his way to destroy the selfish lifestyle and change, everything.


This is the first blog entry. If you are reading this then welcome to the crazy! I'm not a long post sort of person so if you have ADD like me, we will be best friends!