Child? What?

Let me tell you a story.

There was once a woman. We will call her Jenn. She was floating through life without many cares. Pretty selfish in terms of privacy, giving, and wants. As everyone knows the entire universe will implode if someone lives an entire life like that so the fates had to step in.

Cue the guy. Oh what a guy for her! Perfect! He is very smart and realizes it too! Engagement happens! YAY! Our couple are on their way to happiness and being selfish together! JOY!

But wait! Hmm why did that monthly cycle not come? Well it's new birth control maybe it just messed up the cycle. For laughs we'll take a test to be sure cause who doesn't love peeing on a stick after all?

OMG!WTF!HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!PLEASE SHOOT ME! OMGOMG!

The baby was on his way to destroy the selfish lifestyle and change, everything.


This is the first blog entry. If you are reading this then welcome to the crazy! I'm not a long post sort of person so if you have ADD like me, we will be best friends!